Sunday, November 29, 2009


Seems everyone has some weird thoughts moving in their I got a few of my own...

1. How do you make a gingerbread house and NOT eat all the candy?

2. When Frostys balls get to heavy, why does mom not have superhuman strength?

3. When hanging up Christmas lights, why is they always work BEFORE you put them on the roof line?

4. How come Christmas stockings are not Christmas hats?

5. What happened to "Spread tidings of comfort and joy"? and can you "spread" that?

6. Biggest question of all....Why are they putting Valentines candy out on the shelf when i am still in need of Christmas?