Monday, September 26, 2005

Pray for the Stupidity of Man

Well we have finally went over the deep end,
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Hurricane Research division has been studying ideas for disrupting storms??? So now I gather man thinks they can controll mother nature....( we will never learn).....their ideas.....

1. Coat the Ocean with Oily Substance...supposedly this will stop a storm from absorbing water vapor there for weakening it.....but they have yet to find a chemical that can stay together in rough seas........Blue Tarp and duct tape should do it......duhhhh

2. Cool the Ocean Surface with Icebergs.....a 30 mile wide hurricane moving at 10 mph will cover 7,200 square miles of ocean in a day.......(Sounds like the Eskimos will make a killing on this one).....now who wants to volenteer to be the persons depositing that ice in the path of the storm.......

3. Dry it out....now just the title tells me this one may win the stupidity of the century award....useing a substance called "Dyn-O-Gel".....must have been proposed by products founder.....this is a "glop" of something that will make the raindrops lumpy and weaken the eyewall.......alrighty then instead of flood waters we get slimed......yea heee.....the reason this one won't work.....it would take 37,000 tons of the "Dyn-O-Gel" to be delivered into the storm every hour....Who wants to fly the plane?????

4. (now this one is great) Nuke'em
ya thats right....lets just bomb it.....our bombs save our asses all the time....a major hurricane releases as much hear energy as a 10-megatron nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes....this is five times the amount of energy the entire human race uses in a year.....okay so with winds gusting at 90 miles an hour.....where is the fall out gonna land?????

So people what this tells me is the Federal Government is willing to throw away money for smart peoples to study stupid things......where do I sign up......in my reality

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Blogger Princess Sarah said ... (4:53 PM) : 

the goverment......what a joke

 

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