All righty then.....I have been tagged....hang on let me catch my breath.... okay here goes... 1. Ten years ago today.... hmmm....welll.....hang on I am old to remember.....oh ya..ten years ago today I was probably having the time of my life at nursing clinicals....old people are so fun to play with...but then there was Patty too....my life was chaos every where else so I focused on enjoying being a student....and boy did we have a ball....sneaking into places we were not suppose to be....the attick of a 200 year old castle....the morgue at that same 200 year old castle.....oh the stories.... 2. Five years ago today.... Suffice to say that five years ago today I was in limbo....a time period I chose not to dwell on but THANK GOD its over. 3. One Year ago today.... Yep sister is right she was helping me steal my wedding dress....something borrowed ya know. but since I am answering this in September...I am already married so I was probably changing diapers in a seriously sleep deprived mind.....while vacuming the floor with the paint roller.....dont ask......and cooking the kids cheerios. 4. Yesterday..... well damn just keeep testing my short term memory dont ya....hmmm.....oh ya argued with the teen-age daughter....since she is a girl this argument is still gooing on today....gee I am having trouble remembering what I did....Well let me tell ya what I did'nt do then....I did NOT get laid after my husband came home from a three day adventure to Fairbanks....(thanks puberty).....I did NOT get any sleep...(thanks again puberty) ....and I did not do any chores hehehehe(THANKS PUBERTY its not always bad ya know) 5. Tommorrow?..... Well hell let me get through today....... 6. Snacks I enjoy..... 1.chocolate 2. nachos 3. popcorn 4. margaritas 5. Framboise Lambric (a beer that tastes like raspberry juice.) thanks Jon 7. Five Bands that I know most of the lyrics to their songs.... I plead the fifth....I wont show you my age..... 8. Things I would do with a million dollars...... RETIRE....I would hire a nanny, a maid, a cook, a laundress, a judge, a lawyer, a jurry, a mechanic, the yard dude (hey Josh got a job for ya), but I would retain the wifely "duties" hehehe with alot more time to enjoy them. 9. 5 locations I would like to run away tooo..... 1. Anywhere where children are not allowed. 2. the woods 3. the beach 4. the beach 5. oh ya a casino 10. Bad Habbits I have..... since "I am absolutly perfect in every way" I obviously have no bad habbits.... does being a nympho count as a bad habbit.....or nagging......smoking.....being a chronic insomniac...... 11. 5 things I like doing..... 1. Chocolate 2. quiet 3. The Beach 4. Christmas 5. Love (of all sorts) 12. 5 things I would never wear..... 1. a chasity belt 2. a gee string and jeans 3. body piercings below the neck line 4. pastells 13. 5 TV shows I like.... 1. Dora (she keeps the 2 year old occupied) 2. Blues Clues (keeps the one year old entertained) 3. Sesemea Street (shhh this ones for mom) 4. Fresh Prince 5. Rosanne (my roll model) 14. 5 movies I like.....\ 1. Mary Poppins 2. Lion King 3. Who the hell has time for movies..... 15. 5 famouse people I would like to meet...... 1. the president so I can tell him "my reality" 2. Patrick Swazey (wont tell ya why) 3. Mary Poppins (cuz i want to know how the hell she does it) 4. Mickey Mouse (he is my hero) 16. Biggest Joys at the moment.... My family but dont tell them that. 17. 5 favorite toys..... 1. buzz 2. my trailor 3. my husband 4. "uncle Sam" and his affiliates 5. my garden 18 5 people I have tagged..... since I have no social life and my only friends have been tagged already NONE |
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I am so glad you are bloggin. thank you for the laughs keep them comin.
Hehe..Love ya chick...welcome to the club. As your Sis said...there are no 5th's in Blog land MUHAHAHA....Gotta love "Unlce Sam"...laters chick