Two Old Ladies Fighting In the Street.

Well the inlaws visit started out with a few minor complications. Arriving in LA around 10:30...they vacated the car and lit up a cig. We were all outside fooling around at the time. Thelma...that is the old ladies name...was watching. Wanda was playing with the babies in the yard when the window came open. Profanities flying, Eric looked up and noticed the commotion, standing he began walking across the street when the old hag called him a "blank, blank, blank, blank, blank...stinkey smoking whore." Let's just say Wanda beat Eric across the street and the profanities began really flying. Now this drew the attention of some of the neighbors and I noticed one calling out on a cell phone. I thought about popping some corn and selling tickets...but this was too good to walk away from. Thelma did not leave her window and Wanda was ready to climb the side of the house after her. Thelma realized she was fighting a losing battle and actually threw a cup out the window at Wanda. Rocks were flying when the good ol' APD arrived....dont think they have ever had to respond to this type of fight before and were a little unsure of how to handle the situation.... well lets just say....I need to go bail Wanda out and get her to her cardiologist apt before 2. So my mother in law has finally made it to0 Anchorage...and she still has not seen the inside of my house...and I highly recomend that you NOT call Eric any real bad names when his mother is present!!!