Anal Retentive Disorder or Anal Alpha Bitch

Okay...Mom called this am to remind me her and father were on their way to town...she mentioned a trip to the commisary and asked for a list of things we would like her to get...I being the non-pushy sister...called my baby sister over for coffee and a quick menu planning meeting...well this meeting began with her seeming a bit confused...we are planning a camp menue here ....hot dogs, bbq, fajitas, you know the works...same thing every year really...well as we talked she became more agitated...leaving her alone for a few minutes I went to make the babies lunch...returned to find her engrossed on the computer, and much more relaxed....lost in some other world of cells rows and colums....spending alot of time setting up the perfect menue...then....she lost track...decided that excel was a better program to do what she wanted...so the transition between programs began...in the time it took us to put together this shopping list I finished all my laundry!!! So in conclusion- the actual shopping trip...including the trip from Homer to Anchorage...took less time than it took it put the menue and list together!!! (but we had fun doing it) Thank you sister for your wonderful computer skills...what ever will you do without your "right hand" for 10 whole days....see guys she has forgotten how to use "penmenship". And she can only organize with cells, rows and columns.....geek or tinker that is the question???