Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Its been Confirmed...

Dont worry folks...the smoke cloud will lift now that smoking has been banned from Anchorage...

It Has Been Confirmed...
A meeting of several Clan Heads was held last night. Now this meeting was not scheduled nor was it planned...but while we were all sitting doing nothing it went on...

1. America has gone commi...with intelligence. Cant do anything anymore..."Big Daddy" is getting strict. With out Socialized Medicine, and Distributed wealth, we are not really comi...but without medical payments...our government would go broke!

2.Small Children s hands should NEVER go near your mouth....

3. Father does not wear a hood...confirmed by papa moose (have not figured out how he would know though.)

4. Naty loves gross things..."Buddy Big Poop come see..." as she points to a very large turd Warren left behind on his bed...as it was kicked off the bed and removed from the jump zone.

5. Shana's days are "crappy" in the literal sense of the word!!

6. Teen-agers are foreign critters from an unknown planet...

7. Small children are smarter than adults..."Do my hands smell like my butt?" as those nasty things are stuffed into your nose and mouth simultaneously.

8. A gathering of moose, buffies, and wolves....should be avoided without a chaperon.

Comments on "Its been Confirmed..."

 

Blogger JD Plumma said ... (7:11 PM) : 

number four, please?. and a side order of fries, too.

 

Blogger Stan said ... (10:06 PM) : 

I am sure sorry that I missed out on this enlightened discussion of current topics. It sounds so educational. I do understand that their is a barrell set up at Girdwood where peole coming in from the Kenai Peninsula can deposit their cigs before they get to the No Smoking Zone of LA. Several north forkers went up there the other day and each of them manange to pick up three cartons of cigarettes from the depository. I also had a Clan meeting the other night at the fire pit. I was the only one in attenandce so everyone agreed with me, although Ruger did growl a little. In the quiteness of the night, sparks streaming to the skis several visions came unto me, which I will divulge in due time.

 

Blogger Heidi said ... (9:36 AM) : 

Her life is crazy with all those babies....she forgot this one. I was on the phone with her the other morning when she had this argument...

Shana: No Buddy you cant wear your sisters cloths.
Buddy : WHAAA
Shana: No Buddy get your own.
Buddy: NOOOOOO
Shana: Lou goes through enough cloths. You can not wear her cloths.
Buddy:WHAAAAAAAAAA
Shana: You are not wearing any of her cloths, I am not going to keep washing them.
Buddy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Shana: ( to me) I got to go.


Now ask her what she said after she hung up.

 

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