Its been Confirmed...

Dont worry folks...the smoke cloud will lift now that smoking has been banned from Anchorage... It Has Been Confirmed... A meeting of several Clan Heads was held last night. Now this meeting was not scheduled nor was it planned...but while we were all sitting doing nothing it went on... 1. America has gone commi...with intelligence. Cant do anything anymore..."Big Daddy" is getting strict. With out Socialized Medicine, and Distributed wealth, we are not really comi...but without medical payments...our government would go broke! 2.Small Children s hands should NEVER go near your mouth.... 3. Father does not wear a hood...confirmed by papa moose (have not figured out how he would know though.) 4. Naty loves gross things..."Buddy Big Poop come see..." as she points to a very large turd Warren left behind on his bed...as it was kicked off the bed and removed from the jump zone. 5. Shana's days are "crappy" in the literal sense of the word!! 6. Teen-agers are foreign critters from an unknown planet... 7. Small children are smarter than adults..."Do my hands smell like my butt?" as those nasty things are stuffed into your nose and mouth simultaneously. 8. A gathering of moose, buffies, and wolves....should be avoided without a chaperon.