Sex Talk

What came first....the chicken or the egg?? Now seems like an irrelevant question in todays society...with wars for freedom being fought all over the world... this question is still one of the most asked questions on Sesame Street... If I go to the grocery store the chicken comes first...at breakfast...the egg. I can go through the grocery store backwards... then the egg would come first. In the papers the "chicken" comes first...and with it...the birdy flu... does the flu effect the egg? My next question....is it realy worth the extra 2.50 to buy those eggs in the store that are laid by "free chickens"? The eggs packaging suggests that "free" bird eggs are hormone free...steroid free...stimulant free...and cage free... homone free birds must have complex problems over their lack of want, to produce eggs... without steroids who's eggs are larger??? No stimulants? that could be why the eggs are more expensive...the birds fall asleep on the job without their coffee beans.... and lets talk cage free... Here we have all these animal rights activists shrieking about "slavery of animals"...in humane breeding purposes...and what ever other ban wagon they can ride....have they ever considered that they themselves probably live in a cage too.. okay so box housing is not exactly a cage...but close enough if the neighbor has rude house guests that park so you cant leave. Nor have they considerd that a "cage free chicken" will eat anthing in it's sight....how can they garentee me that this chicken has not eaten his fair share of coffee beans....and birth control pills? So the age old question has not been answered but another has been born from the research....Do chickens in "slavery" produce eggs of poorer quality than "free" chickens? my reality