CALGON

My house is a mess, my children screaming, phone wont shut up, and the dog it keeps peeing.... Did get a shower, have not brushed my hair, my daughter wont even allow me downstairs. My husbands not home, the older kids either... they all have deserted me... like I have the fever. leaving me here with two little beasts, that make great big messes, loud whines and screams, then throw them selves at me, for hugs not a beating. hugs turn to pinches, tiny toes in the gut... a slobbery kiss, hey pucker up... As I sit on the floor being assulted as such, my mind it does wander to much calmer stuff. a trip to the beach, fresh air and warmth, the wind blowing my hair... HEY DAMN THEY HAVE GUM!!!! .....my reality.....