I made up a little song... Im just a little insane... just a little insane. If I keep singing it I may not call Bob at 4:30 in the morning and scream at him.... So I awake to not one but two screaming babies and a glacier growing in my house. Yep you guessed it....the damn furnace died AGAIN!!! of course just a few days before I am out of here...and of course at 4 am. Thank God Eric locked his keys in the truck and can not go to work untill Ron comes in at six....so he is now down fixing the furnace....while I have moved the electric one to the bed room...the kids are back in bed but of course after waking up to 30 degrees it takes a bit to warm up and go back to sleep....me? I am sitting right here shivering wrapped in three blankets trying my damdest not to cry....it is almost over...it is almost over....the housing nightmare of my life is almost over....oh Im a little insaaaaane....just a little insane.....and alot cold brrrrrrrrrr. Fire!!! I will start a fire!!!! Im just a little insane....just a little insane....its not working.....I still want to drag his big fat ass out of bed...I still want to cram his face into a freezer and have him just sit there for oh maybe two days while I go to the bar and get drunk.....I want to paint his whole body with the paint he gave me to paint his dump....then sand it all off again......oh now I am getting warmer.....I want to lock him in one of his mouse infested homes....surrounded by all those cute furry "fried" critters....hey maybe I could float him in the lake...ya know the one in the crawl space that is probably frozed into an ice rink by now. When he needs to clean up I will stick him in the electric shock featured "jacuzzi tub" from his add. water will be cold the furnace is broken again...but thats okay...he says so. ohhhhhhhh I did it.....I feel better.....I found a positive in this whole damn mess....It is NOT raining....hehe.....no water logged carpets to freeze into large ice chunks by the doors....it's not raining....hehehehe hahahah Bob missed that one huh??? Well I will be gone by the time it starts leaking again.....I hope!!!!......my reality (sister I think I have lost my marbles) Im alot insaaaaaaaannnnnnneeee!!!!! Just alot insssssssssssane!!! |
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i am right there with yah sis....my marbles are all over the floor...rolling around...aimlessly....at least mine are heated...i am thankful for that.
good little tune, you need to copy write it before someone takes it. just be positive.....i know it isnt easy but you are almost out! hang in there chick.....staSh