All I Want For Christmas

ELVES!!! I finally figured it out...how come the Jolly Fat Guy gets all the help. Well under my treee this year he can just leave me about 7 of them. He has to have an over abundance of elves...as far as I can tell he has been in the elve slavery business for a Very Very long time...he must have a few to spare...one that mops floors, does dishes and cleans toilets would be wonderfull...a couple for the kids to chase around...should occupy them for quite awhile. Then I need one for the shopping or manufacturing if they prefer. I am not greedy my wants are few...a full day to sit and do NOTHING without haveing to spend four playing catch up...thats all I realy want for Christmas.